Sunday, December 20, 2009

Jooooy to the world... theee old biiiitch fell.

ok before anyone starts to judge me on this... you have to admit, whenever old people fall or get hurt on tv, its funny as shit!! I would never laugh if an old lady fell in front of me, but for some reason on tv it becomes a comedy skit.

perfect example would be the life Alert commercials. The original, "help I've fallen and cant get up" was freaking priceless. We still repeat it in our heads and still a smile comes to our faces, well really mine lol. everyone was saying, like "where's the beef". it was contagious. Can anyone really watch that commercial and not laugh or chuckle a bit. here's one of the classic commercials, THE FALL WAS EPIC!!

I don't know why this subject has come into light... its not like i recently saw someone fall or anything like that... just randomness i guess... but it also came into mind because I noticed that they made new commercials. i think they realized no one takes these fallen seniors seriously especially with the old commercials they came out with. So now they have these newer commercials that are wack, there's no over the top dramatization, no senior shown falling or anything like that. no broken hips or dentures flying out of mouths. no flabby tits flying around in mid air as they slip. they just simply show them already on the ground... and let me just say that the newer actress they put in the commercial is really bad, wasn't convincing at all. When I saw the new commercial I wasn't laughing at all... I mean i wasn't suppose to be laughing in the first place anyways but still i can't help it. Here's the new commercial.... see its not funny at all. Just boring and bland.

Well that's the end of it... and for your viewing enjoyment here's another one for you:

Sunday, November 15, 2009

time for a real change

I had been asking the heavens or whatever is out there, to please give me a spark that I been needing for quite sometime now. I have been feeling lately lost within myself, I don't know what inspires me anymore or find something that can drive my life in a different direction, rather than just sit and wait for shit to happen.

Well glad to say for now (not to sure for what the future holds) that i regained a spark in my life, it was a blessing in disguise, only because I had to do a lot of painful reflecting on my life and how I manage it, I tried looking at my life in a different angle.

One person in particular came into my life and kinda flipped me upside down... in the sense that they kinda through the truth in my face, and kinda opened up my eyes onto something that i had been procrastinating and was in denial about. I'm not going to lie to you, I was hurt when the things i had been kinda putting in the back burner for a while were being exposed to my face from someone who hardly knew me, but read me so well that it took me back. I said to myself,
"damn this motherfucker knows me well, not sure if I'm ready for this". At the same time, this was the blessing in disguise, this person may well have made me regain the spark i needed to get myself together again, helping me realise my faults that i can change or improve. Just like they told me, "you're 27, going to 28, how much longer do you think you have to enjoy your youth... 30 is around the corner and by then who knows if you can do the same things..."

I just wish that I can go back to being a bit younger again just so that it can be easier on me to change. But like other times, i gain strength from pressure. I kinda have a set goal... that's to at least lose 30lbs by Feb. I can go back to my old workout routines which i haven't done since HS, but its never too late to change, especially cuz I'm not that over the hill.

I wonder how I am going to do all of this.... if i continue to think about it, and NOT DO IT... its never gonna happen. so I figure i should just go for the jump while I am stilling feeling this sparky inspiration.